Updated bump

The latest and greatest pics of the bump (Week 37)...

Question of the week...

Q) What do you get when you divide my belly circumference by the diameter?

A) Pi

Funny nerdy baby joke

Got this from my godmother...

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

"You got male!"

Womb service

Anotha' day, anotha' inch or two around my girth. Yet, despite my fears as I passed over the sample to the midwife on Friday, there was no detectable glucose to implicate gestational diabetes as the cause of Baby Flaim's apparently gargantuan proportions. In fact, she may not be all that big in the end - it's just that her Mum feels like a complete blimp. Judging by her kicks and wriggles, she appears to be aware that her accommodation is getting cosier by the day - fingers crossed that will encourage her to get a move on before her EDD!

Meanwhile, in preparation for the B-day, Chris and I recently took a lesson in Massage for Labour (trans: Daddy got a lesson in Massage for Labour and Mummy got to be massaged for an hour). Guess who booked and organised that one! Also tried out a Hypnobirthing CD this afternoon, which had me snoozing after a mere 5 minutes. Whether all this helps on the actual day remains to be seen...